The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Quote by Zapp Brannigan

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If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on