Quotes by Wilson Mizner

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

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You sparkle with larceny.

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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

#Bed

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

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There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

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The first hundred years are the hardest.

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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

#Best Friend

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

#Doing Your Best, #Luck, #Sports

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

#Doubt

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

#Speech