Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Tough Life Quotes
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
Failure has gone to his head.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.