Quotes by Wilson Mizner

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

#Judgement

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

#Hate

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

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A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

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A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

#Wilson Mizner

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

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Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

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Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

#Wilson Mizner