Quotes by WCFields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at...

#Funny, #Jokes

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first...

#Children, #Funny

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

#Funny, #Laughter

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a...

#Funny, #Wisdom

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

#Drink, #Funny

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank...

#Drink, #Funny

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...

#Drink, #Funny