If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

Quote by Tom Lehrer

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All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

Health food makes me sick.

Health food makes me sick.

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...