If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

Quote by Tom Lehrer

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If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...