On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

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Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God...

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God...

Hate is all a lie, there is no truth in hate

Hate is all a lie, there is no truth in hate

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.