Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Quote by Tom Lehrer

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If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.