The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...