The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

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On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .