Quotes by Stephen Wright

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint,...

#Play

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my...

#Dreams, #Television

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...

#Funny, #Pregnancy

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

#Beer, #Funny

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

#Baby, #Funny