Quotes by South Park

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

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You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

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Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

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Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

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Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...

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Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

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No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

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If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

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In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

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If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

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Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

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Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

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