Quotes by South Park

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

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I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...

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I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

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Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

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Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef

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Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

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I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

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This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

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It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

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Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

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Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

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Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

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