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Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...

I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...

You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....

Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane