Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison
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South Park Quotes
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...
It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....
Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...
Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!