Quotes by Sarah Silverman

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

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I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

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SS: Jesus is Magic.

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This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

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I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about...

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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's...

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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

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Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

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