This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...
Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's...
SS: Jesus is Magic.
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...
I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...
I really think everything is fair game.
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about...
I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.