I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

Quote by Sarah Silverman

Topics: Love Quotes

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about...

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about...

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

I really think everything is fair game.

I really think everything is fair game.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble

A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish...

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish...

Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be...

Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be...