Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

Quote by Sarah Silverman

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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...

SS: Jesus is Magic.

SS: Jesus is Magic.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

I really think everything is fair game.

I really think everything is fair game.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about...

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about...