You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

Quote by Sarah Silverman

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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

SS: Jesus is Magic.

SS: Jesus is Magic.

I really think everything is fair game.

I really think everything is fair game.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's...

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's...

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile...

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile...

Love gives itself; it is not bought

Love gives itself; it is not bought

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love...

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love...