You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

Quote by Sarah Silverman

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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I really think everything is fair game.

I really think everything is fair game.

SS: Jesus is Magic.

SS: Jesus is Magic.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to...

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's...

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's...

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

Oh oh it's magic / When I'm with you / Oh oh it's magic /...

Oh oh it's magic / When I'm with you / Oh oh it's magic /...

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.

The only victory over love is flight.

The only victory over love is flight.