Quotes by Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

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Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

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If you can laugh together, you can work together.

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

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A compliment is verbal sunshine

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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

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