Quotes by Ralph Wiggum

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out...

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My face is on fire.

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I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.

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Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

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The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.

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That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

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I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

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Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

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I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a...

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Fireworks make my ears yell!

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Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence...

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Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life,...

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