I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum, and I've been a good boy.

Quote by Ralph Wiggum

Topics: Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.

Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you...

When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you...

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

Fireworks make my ears yell!

Fireworks make my ears yell!

The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.

The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.

This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in...

This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in...

Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a...

Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a...

Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

I caught a white apple.

I caught a white apple.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.

Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life,...

Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life,...

I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

My knob tastes funny.

My knob tastes funny.