Quotes by Ralph Wiggum

This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in...

#Ralph Wiggum

Clouds are God's sneezes.

#Clouds

Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a...

#Ralph Wiggum

I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

#Ralph Wiggum

I caught a white apple.

#Ralph Wiggum

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

#Ralph Wiggum