The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
Quote by Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Wiggum Quotes
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...
Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come...
Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
My knob tastes funny.
That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!
Me fail english? That's unpossible.
Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life,...
Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence...
Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.
I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a...
Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.
My face is on fire.
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...
I caught a white apple.
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you...
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...
I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.