My face is on fire.

Quote by Ralph Wiggum

Topics: Ralph Wiggum Quotes

The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.

The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.

I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a...

I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a...

I caught a white apple.

I caught a white apple.

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

My knob tastes funny.

My knob tastes funny.

I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.

I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.

Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.

Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a...

Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a...

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come...

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come...

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out...

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out...

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

Clouds are God's sneezes.

Clouds are God's sneezes.

I prefer the mystic clouds of nostalgia to the real thing, to be honest.

I prefer the mystic clouds of nostalgia to the real thing, to be honest.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.