Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence that sustains us?

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The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out...

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out...

I caught a white apple.

I caught a white apple.

I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.

I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.

Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life,...

Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life,...

Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.

Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Clouds are God's sneezes.

Clouds are God's sneezes.

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come...

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come...

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a...

I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a...

My face is on fire.

My face is on fire.

Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.

Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.

The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.