Quotes by Ralph Wiggum

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

#Ralph Wiggum

Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.

#Ralph Wiggum

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

#Ralph Wiggum

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

#Ralph Wiggum

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

#Ralph Wiggum

My knob tastes funny.

#Ralph Wiggum

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

#Ralph Wiggum

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come...

#Ralph Wiggum

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

#Ralph Wiggum

When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you...

#Ralph Wiggum

Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.

#Ralph Wiggum

I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

#Ralph Wiggum