Quotes by Pauly D

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

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This guy had too many Miami Vices.

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Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

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Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

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I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

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You spilled the haterade.

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We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

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Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

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It's T-Shirt time.

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How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

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I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

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I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

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