This guy had too many Miami Vices.

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Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

We are prank war champions!

We are prank war champions!

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

You spilled the haterade.

You spilled the haterade.

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...