How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

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She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.

Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

We are prank war champions!

We are prank war champions!

My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these...

My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these...

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

I'm Tanorexic bro!

I'm Tanorexic bro!