Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.

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Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be...

You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be...

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

GRENADE WHISTLE!

GRENADE WHISTLE!

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

You spilled the haterade.

You spilled the haterade.

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

FREE SNOOKI!!!

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...