Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.

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Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be...

You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be...

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

How do you spell 'likely'?

How do you spell 'likely'?

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.

Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

We are prank war champions!

We are prank war champions!

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?