Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

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We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

GRENADE WHISTLE!

GRENADE WHISTLE!

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she...

Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she...