I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my sneakers are dirty!

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I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

FREE SNOOKI!!!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

GRENADE WHISTLE!

GRENADE WHISTLE!

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...