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When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

It's T-Shirt time.

It's T-Shirt time.

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

This guy had too many Miami Vices.