Quotes by Les Dawson

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

#Funny, #Women

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

#Funny, #Jokes

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me...

#Funny, #Jokes

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...

#Funny, #Jokes

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

#Funny, #Sex

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

#Funny, #Marriage

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the...

#Funny, #Love

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw...

#Les Dawson

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

#Men, #Sex, #Women