Les Dawson – Quotes Lover

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw...

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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw...

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the...

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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the...

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me...

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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me...

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.