Quotes by Josh Billings

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the...

#Happiness

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

#Men And Women

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has...

#Men And Women, #Women

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves...

#Animals, #Love

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

#Love

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

#Truth

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.

#Humor

Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later...

#Life, #Love

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his...

#Money

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral...

#Making Money, #Money

Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.

#Money

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been

#Experience