There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Quote by Josh Billings
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be...
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for...
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without...
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who...
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who...
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one...
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist:...
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him...
Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his...
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time...