Quotes by Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

#Funny

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

#Funny, #Parents

Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.

#Wisdom

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

#Funny, #Wisdom

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

#Advice, #Funny

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

#Advice, #Funny

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

#Memories

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

#Intelligence

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the...

#Happiness

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

#Men And Women

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has...

#Men And Women, #Women

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves...

#Animals, #Love