Quotes by Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

#Funny

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

#Life

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

#Funny

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

#Funny, #Writers

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

#Funny, #Parents

Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.

#Wisdom

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

#Funny, #Wisdom

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

#Advice, #Funny

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

#Advice, #Funny

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

#Forgiveness

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

#Memories

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

#Intelligence