There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
Quote by Josh Billings
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later...
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
The less we know the more we suspect
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their...
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could...
Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one...
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger...
Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!