I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Quote by Josh Billings

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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as...

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as...

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.

Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him...

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him...

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to...

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to...

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we...

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we...

Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his...

Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his...

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without...

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without...

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent...

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent...

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could...

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could...

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't...

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't...

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for...

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for...

It's not the things you don't know that fool you. It's the things you do...

It's not the things you don't know that fool you. It's the things you do...

You see, its never the environment; its never the events of our lives, but the...

You see, its never the environment; its never the events of our lives, but the...

When you have a sense of your own identity and a vision of where you...

When you have a sense of your own identity and a vision of where you...