Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

Quote by Josh Billings

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Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he...

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he...

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

We hate those who will not take our advice and despise those who do.

We hate those who will not take our advice and despise those who do.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we...

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we...

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck...

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck...

Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later...

Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later...

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent...

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent...

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its...

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its...

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home...

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home...

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without...

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without...

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.