Quotes by Joseph Heller

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

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Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

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I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

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Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

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He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

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Every writer I know has trouble writing.

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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's...

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