I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

Quote by Joseph Heller

Topics: Choice Quotes, Decision Quotes, Military Quotes

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

Rise above principle and do what's right.

Rise above principle and do what's right.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as...

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...