Quotes by Joseph Heller

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

#Success

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

#Parents

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication,...

#Failure, #Success

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the...

#Government

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

#Laughter

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

#Joseph Heller

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

#Joseph Heller

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

#Joseph Heller

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

#Joseph Heller

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

#Joseph Heller

Rise above principle and do what's right.

#Joseph Heller

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

#Joseph Heller