He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Quote by Joseph Heller

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I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,...

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,...

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as...

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as...

Give me love, give me peace on earth, give me light, give me life, keep...

Give me love, give me peace on earth, give me light, give me life, keep...

The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he...

The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he...

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent...

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent...