Quotes by Johnny Vegas

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

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I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look...

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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts...

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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...

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I use very few muscles at the best of times.

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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

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I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This...

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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

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Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

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