If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

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You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the...

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the...

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look...

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look...

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of...

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of...

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on...

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on...

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke...

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke...

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts...

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts...

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...