Quotes by Johnny Vegas

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

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When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of...

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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone...

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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

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Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the...

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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...

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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

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There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on...

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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a...

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

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