I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

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I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts...

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts...

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone...

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone...

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke...

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke...

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look...

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look...

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This...

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This...