I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

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You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the...

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the...

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on...

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on...

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of...

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of...

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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a...

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a...

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone...

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone...

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the...

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the...