Quotes by Jersey Shore

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

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Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

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The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

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They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

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Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

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Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

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Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

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It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

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I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

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I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

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These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

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